Nekomantia

(Cut to corner of cinema. A man in an ice-cream girl's uniform is standing in a spotlight with an ice-cream tray with an albatross on it.) Man: Albatross! Albatross! Albatross! (A customer approaches him.) Customer: Two choc-ices please. Man: I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the albatross. Albatross! Customer: What flavour is it? Man: It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird ... it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross! Customer: Do you get wafers with it? Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross! Customer: How much is it? Man: Ninepence. Customer: I'll have two please. Man: Gannet on a stick. (The camera zooms past back onto the screen. On screen appears another 'Intermission' sign.)